bollocks just.
So, the president has been going around telling his age to whoever cares to listen but me, me i’ve jam…sevo has lied to me enough things, this one i’m not buying.
67 years old ? wappi!
Mbu he came to power at 44, can you believe this guy?
does that mean that he was what, 30 and a minister in obote 11 ? i don’t believe him. In kyamate primary (Ntungamo district)where he went to school, boys would only be allowed to start school after marriage, isn’t it so mrb ?
On another note.
I’m very angry as i write this btw,
I was supposed to start my leave a week ago but becouse this silly girl decided to get pregnant and now she has to give birth am still stuck here…sucks if you work upcountry where there are very few stuff and no one is willing to chip in for a brother.
another note
Is it just me or the country is getting Hot n HOTTER by the day?
Later people!
lol
i laughed so hard at this, my colleagues thought i had lost my mind but some how they ended up laughing too.
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little h**** .
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, “Honey, would you give me a b*** job?”
Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asks grinning at her.
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”
“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can. Please?”
“No, no. I just can’t”
“I’m begging you…”
Out of the blue, the Light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her Pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
“Dad says To go ahead and give him a b*** job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it But for God’s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!
i love fowards, they put asmile to my day.
Nice day people
Sweet lover
If some one would asked me what a beautiful life means
i would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me….
and answer with a smile …”like this”
simply becouse you CLS500 are my happyness.
Some for Terrence.
Terrence Howard is one of my best movie stars husle and flow being my best film o his.
Allow me to share with you some of my best terrence howard movies.
Awake
I found this movie very skillful, jessica alba is the shit, whats that other boys name? the one who was s’posed to die and they take his dime?…if i may ask, was that movie based on true events or what?,the story makes me feel like doctors actually do that kinda stuff…you know what they say, “people will do anything for money”.
Then harts war.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell, Marcel Iures, Terrence Howard and Cole Hauser. this movie was simply the shit!
The best man.
Harold Perrineau Jr, Morris Chestnut (i like this dude) Malcolm D. Lee, Terrence Howard, Taye Diggs, H.H. Cooper, Nia Long, Monica Calhoun, Sanaa Lathan, Melissa DeSousa. Taye Diggs and sanaa Lathan are some of the african american movie stars who made me love “Black” movies- brown sugar…remember that movie? man, those two had me goin’ i tell you.
The perfect holliday-
Hillarious this one, you need to watch this if you haven’t. 2007 chrismas. it featured Morris Chestnut, funny man Katt Williams, Terrence Howard, Queen Latifah, Charlie Murphy, and sexy Gabrielle Union- damn she sexy.
Then in 2008 he brought us….. tadaaam….tadadadammm…Iron man. no comment on this one. you need to get it and own it too.
Some one please hook me up with Pride (i’m dddying to watch this movie, i hear bernie mac gave comic a new meaning) and then August rush-who has watched this one, mbu it has a tight story.
The saloon with Vivica A. Fox (there is some thing about this woman that i don’t like…can’t figure out what exactly it is)
The brave one
Idle wild
The hunting party featuring Richard Gere (i have afriend who calls him gay lol)
The list is endless.
Oh btw, he’s musician too…talk of tallent.
kano kapya 2009
Openning @ box office.
Fighting
Rating:PG-13
Genre(s): Action, Drama.
Running time: 105 minutes
Starring:Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, Zulay Henao, Michael Rivera.
Director:Dito Montiel
The story; Small-town boy Shawn MacArthur has come to New York City with nothing. Barely earning a living selling counterfeit goods on the streets, his luck changes when scam artist Harvey Boarden sees that he has a natural talent for streetfighting. When Harvey offers Shawn help at making the real cash, the two form an uneasy partnership. As Shawn’s manager, Harvey introduces him to the corrupt bare-knuckle circuit, where rich men bet on disposable pawns. Almost overnight, he becomes a star brawler, taking down professional boxers, mixed martial arts champs and ultimate fighters in a series of staggeringly intense bouts. But if Shawn ever hopes to escape the dark world in which he’s found himself, he must now face the toughest fight of his.
Guys, take her out to this movie, she’ll be glad trust me. howard never come short.
Enjoy the weekend yo’all.
Me i’m beat wallai
I find this unfair
Annaliza Mondon and Elizabeth Ngororano the directors of Valued Health alocal NGO given 5years in the coolers for 38 million
Fred Kavuma a former producer with Uganda Television (now Uganda Broadcasting Corporation) given 5years for 50 million.
Teddy ssezi cheeye former Director of Economic Monitoring at the Internal Security Organisation to serve 10 years for playing 120 millis
Jim “bad man jackson” muhwezi the former minister of health got a pat on the shoulder from the the ‘big man’ and was told…”you are abad man jim,now quietly melt back to rukungs ” for victimizing (word used cautiously) over a billion shillings.
”I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?” bill watterson
the courage to love
It takes courage to love again when you’ve been hurt
It takes pain and strength again to pack it all away
some where in all that pain some body has to have the courage to be ok
pain gives me courage to love
I miss the city part.2
“Do u honestly think I don’t have a girl friend? Or you don’t care…you just want to fuck me?” I asked her right before we got in the car to escape from the rest of the guys.
“Excuse me” she asked in a rather ragged tone.
Look miss miss, I like to know how dip the pit is before I jump…I don’t like surprises. i said
Her: Who said we were going to fuck?
…..by the time she finished question i was right in her face. “Aren’t we”? I asked.
Her: are you afraid Edd?
Me: the only thing I’m afraid of is you not wanting to stop.
Her: stop what?
This…………….
In zone7 parking lot…her dorsum against the passenger door…am pressing on her like my life depends on it…yo damn right the lips are touching……………..1.2.5.9.12.30 seconds she starts making “the sweet sounds” n am like… we still going to the dix?
By the way, this is my best part, all you fellers will agree with me that this is the moment when a chick will decide…all this while she was not sure of what she was getting in to, just like guys, women too like to “taste drive” before they buy. 3 out of 6 chicks want to be sure of what they are going home with…they don’t like to make assumptions, they don’t like the “may be he’s good” kinda shit…they like “this is it”. he’s confident (he’ll do it any where) he’s hungry ( he’s hard already) and he’s soft (he’s kissing says so).
Mean while this chick’s temperature is higher than a mother but she won’t let me touch her boob, I hear “I’ll be forced to give it up here…” am like…yo not?
Then she starts giving me the “what if some one finds us”,…I pull out the omniscient in me- “they won’t, no one is going to come, not until we are done”….she then whispered in my ear…”I’ve never done this before”
now this hit me very hard i had to pose for a second n am like “what?”
Weird silence
I then hear some noises and when I look up I see the rest of the gang walking down to the parking lot. We have to go to kisementi they say, am like sure, lets bounce… she walks off to her car.
On the way to the kisementi, I receive a text on my phone, you don’t have to second guess, it’s her. Read “in the car”….now i’m confused, I send her 2 question marks and she responds with “never done it before IN the car” I write back with “u won’t have to not 2nite, my house is a few frm kisementi”.
I miss the city
I left this side of town with no intentions of hitting ” it “, however before i left, we had been texting each other for some 4 or five days…in one of those “bored” texts i asked her how she would like to come to mb’ra and i show her around, she replied with “i don’t know, just keep pushing for it…lol”
Last weekend i badly needed to be in the city for it had been 2 whole weeks, was kinda missing my boys…so, i came through, took care of bussiness at the office, dropt at G.C -to be specific Newyork kitchen to grab that bigass burger (had been awhile-can’t get that any where in mb’ra) met with my boss and some other blazi blaza….
Later that evening i hooked up with ziboys and it was time to represent, you know how we be…
The first spot we hit at about 8pm (too early huh…yo time!) was bamboo in bugos…this is when the first text from her came in, read “gwe i hear u be in town!! watever hapnd to next week..holla at agal’lol” first thing that went through my mind was, company. i replied with the usual…warap, whats the plan? trust me this damozel had THE PLAN. but first i asked who she was with coz i mean, i had boys with me and there was no way they were going to let me have all the fun alone. and here came the reply read “tasha, lois, lillian ol pretty single women…hehehe“(btw not real names)…u have no f*&%#g idea what went through my mind at that time …n i ain’t tellin’.
Wait…did i mention that this bird has been a friend,as in, been with the whole gango for like the past 2 years?…infact one of the boys is related to her- cuzo kinda staff and another, they used to slap it back in the day, now one of her pals, tasha, is kickin it with cuzo boy in the gango…get the mix?
So, she drops the whole itinerary in one text- “rouge, after we attack bbq for as if, then zone7 n may be kisementi if still sober lol” am like f*%@ i love this city!
after letting the boys know warap, we head out for the zone….
Shit…these birds wer…..whats that word am looking for, ..PROPERLY!
I got me self the Mother of all hugs from miss miss who just wouldn’t stop tellin me how much she missed me, trust me by this time i was still sober and pretty confused considering that me n this bird had been what…whats up buddies, of…how you doing n shit kinda friends, nothing like- “oh Edd i missed you so much”
…now, i din’t realy put anything to what she was saying, i actually thought may be …i didn’t realy know miss miss before,may be shes just like that. untill she asked me to go to the dix with her…me and her alone.
i was like…..
shit am the only one left in here,will finish this 2moro…holla!
Some good words
There’s some mighty fine advice in these words… you might wanna try them
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
5. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately.. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..
15. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson
17. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship
19. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.
