My pride

“O Allah, guide me along with those whom You have guided,

Pardon me along with those whom You have pardoned,

Be an ally to me along with those whom You are an ally to and bless for me that which You have bestowed.

Protect me from the evil You have decreed, for verily You decree and none can decree over You. For surely, he whom You show allegiance to is never abased and he whom You take as an enemy is never honored and mighty.

O our Lord, Blessed and Exalted are You.”

i just met him,… yes the president.
Am too tired right now to start writting the story.
My twitter page has jam to open but wait for the story here.

Later people n goodnite.

So, the president has been going around telling his age to whoever cares to listen but me, me i’ve jam…sevo has lied to me enough things, this one i’m not buying.

 67 years old ? wappi!

Mbu he came to power at 44, can you believe this guy?

does that mean that he was what,  30 and a minister in obote 11 ? i don’t believe him. In kyamate primary (Ntungamo district)where he went to school, boys would only be allowed to start school after marriage, isn’t it so mrb ?

On another note.

I’m very angry as i write this btw,

I was supposed to start my leave a week ago but becouse this silly girl decided to get pregnant and now she has to give birth am still stuck here…sucks if you work upcountry where there are very few stuff and no one is willing to chip in for a brother.

another note

Is it just me or the country is getting Hot n HOTTER by the day?

Later people!

i laughed so hard at this, my colleagues thought i had lost my mind but some how they ended up laughing too.

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little h**** .

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, “Honey, would you give me a b*** job?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asks grinning at her.

“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”

“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”

“No way. It’s just too risky!”

“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”

“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”

“Oh yes you can. Please?”

“No, no. I just can’t”

“I’m begging you…”

Out of the blue, the Light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her Pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says,

“Dad says To go ahead and give him a b*** job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it But for God’s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!

i love fowards, they put asmile to my day.

Nice day people

If some one would asked me what a beautiful life means

i would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me….

and answer with a smile …”like this”

simply becouse  you CLS500 are my happyness.