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At the moment it’s armageddon of the brain but, happy days will drown the pain!

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Whats there to celebrate?

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Britney Spears stops at a gas station to take a much-needed bathroom break and was none too happy to find the door locked!

Britney Spears stops at a gas station to take a much-needed bathroom break and was none too happy to find the door locked!

 

Brit panics as she makes a mad rush to grab a key.

Brit panics as she makes a mad rush to grab a key.

Ahhhhh ... that's better.

Ahhhhh ... that's better.

who said it’s all happiness when yo a celebrity.

Now look at that poor girl, she can’t even go to pee in peace!

I think am better off in my “ani akumanyi” (who knows you) state, that way i can walk from little flowers to effendys with our redpepper guys getting paid off it (read: redpepper 23/06 on cute kaye). get drunk and dance on the tables at just kickin’, after all ani akumanyi

Written by Edsulah

June 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm

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Warning!!!

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This mail came to my mail box from the HR department yesterday,i thought i should share with you especially those with lil ones

This is real and confirmed by Nakumat Supermarket
Take care of your little ones.


IMPORTANT REMINDER TO ALL PARENTS!

Even if you do not have little kids* pass this one on to everyone you can think of. You never know whom you might save by sending this e-mail! Please* take the time and forward this to any friend who has children & grandchildren! Thanks! Wanted to share something that happened today while shopping at Nakumat. A mother was leaning over looking for meat and turned around to find her 4 yr old daughter was missing. I was standing there right beside her* and she was calling her
daughter with no luck.

I asked a man who worked at  Nakumat to announce it over the loudspeaker. He did* and left me* he immediately walked right past me when I asked and went to a pole where there was a phone.

He made an announcement for all the doors and gates to be locked* a code something. So they locked all the doors at once.

This took all of 3 minutes after I asked the guy to do this. They found the little girl 5 minutes later in bathroom stall drugged. Her head was half shaved* and she was dressed in her underwear with a bag of clothes* a razor* and wig sitting on the floor beside her* to make her look different. Whoever this person was* took the little girl* brought her into the bathroom* shaved half her head* and undressed her in a matter of less than 10 minutes.

This makes me shake to no end. Please keep a close eye on your kids when in big places where it’s easy for you to get separated like Shopping Malls. It only took a few minutes to do all of that.

Another 5 minutes and she would have been out the door. I am still in shock that some sick person could do this* let alone in a matter of minutes. The days are over when our little ones could run rampant all over the place and nothing worse would happen than them annoying people.

The little girl is fine. Thank God for fast workers who didn’t take any chances.

 
 
   
 
 
 

Written by Edsulah

June 18, 2009 at 6:23 am

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Obufanani nembukuba Negative nenzooza

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Ok  Rule no.1: Do not bonk and take pictures.

       Rule no.2: Do not chau and take pictures.

       Rule no.3; Do not f%$* and take pictures.

Rossette & mr man

Rossette & mr man

i know i know am saying the same thing here again and again- if your like me whose brain actually functions properly you would know that i’m trying to drive the point home…am saying,  please please don’t do it, even if she begs you how,screem NOOOOOO.

I was jazzing with a friend yesterday about this whole “Zain porn drama” and for him he thought that may be those guys just wanted to relive the moment when they got back home.

Personally i wouldn’t try to “relive the moment” by looking at pictures like these, it would be for going back down south.

besides, what if my laptop dies and i have to take it to the IT chaps, who just won’t mind their business and do just their job of fixing it and not snoop through my folders.lol

and why are the HR guys at ZAIN so mean like that?

i mean, where is it writen in the contract that you don’t bonk and take pictures? and why did they have to fire only Rossette and CTO only changed work station? this is wrong, if any body had to go it should have been the ‘Coochie Terrorising Officer’ coz word has it that this ain’t the first time he’s pulling such a stunt.

This is when lawyers come in handy.

am done ranting

Nice weekend yo’ll

Fyi; These pics are off the chains.

Written by Edsulah

June 13, 2009 at 9:15 am

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