My pride

This dude just cracks me up…here are some of his famous quotes.

Come on good people, laugh some…..

“Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat”. Borat Da Ali G Show – Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character

“America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party”.

“In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped”.

“American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine”

“Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?” interupting aconversation.

“Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse – *cannot*!”

“My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife”.

“Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog”.

“In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis”.

“There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute”.

“My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?”

“Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party”
Chorus of a song ‘In My Country There is a Problem’, performed by Borat in country-western bar in Tucson, Arizona, where most of patrons sang along to it with gusto.

Good day ya’ll.