My pride

At the moment it’s armageddon of the brain but, happy days will drown the pain!

We love him too much, we would never send him away-watever he does!

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First of all, he dresses up like captain crunch for court and comes in 20 minutes late and it’s ok.

He doesn’t stop at that, Micheal jackson this time has taken it a step further and is seeking to give his testimony by video link from the United States and i bet my left n%& they’r going to let himmichael-jackson-p07

But ain’t we gon shade a tear if this dude finally goes to jail?

…and i know it’s goin to be a very sad sight when that perm grows out of his hair and his make up falls off coz there are no people in jail to keep fixing his face so that it doesn’t fall offmj

Any how

What i’m saying is, your most beloved black boy/ white girl Micheal joseph jackson is back in court… not for shagging young boys in the nates this time but for going back on a gentleman’s agreement

Prince Abdulla bin Hamad a second son of the king of bahrain has sued MJ for failing to deliver a music album and autobiography. Hamad supposedly advanced Millions of cash, goods and some intangible benefits to Michael for an album and book. Jackson claimed that whatever the prince gave him were gifts and he was free from obligation to return anything.

Mbu gifts! …of 7milli US Dees? no wonder yo plastic!

But i love you man (don’t don’t even think about it) not in that kinda way.

I’m sure you’ll agree with me when i say that this guy is one lucky bastard, i mean God gave it allll to him, except the brain to appreciate God’s bestest( if the word exists) creation- A WOMAN, A LEG, PUSSY, that good thing if you know what i mean. With all that popularity and this man picks on young boys? it’s a pity.

Look, if God gave me micheal jackson’s popularity for one week, only one mother fuckin week…. pssh!! trust me, i would redefine popularity the word.

Will leave you with my Mj list of best songs

  1. Liberian gal ( nakupenda pia nakutaka pia mupenzi we….)
  2. Human Nature (bestest)
  3. Smooth criminal ( man, i haven’t heard a song with a beat harder than this… & i doubt there will be any. “…annie are u ok so annie are u ok are u ok annie, annie are u ok will you tell us that u ok..u been hit by, u been hit by asmooth criminal…” bad i’m tell you)
  4. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
  5. Don’t stop till you get enough (you should listen to this song at the beginning bulungi…this guy killed it right from the start, by killing it i mean…killing it GOOD) “…keep on with the force now, don’t stop till you get enaf…)
  6. You are not alone
  7. The Girl Is Mine (with Paul McCartney)
  8. Rock with you
  9. Remember the time ( used to love this video with Pharaoh Eddie murphy)
  10. Billie Jean
  11. Thriller
  12. Heal the world (love singing to this one)
  13. Beat it
  14. The way you make me feel (nice)
  15. Earth song
  16. They don’t care about us
  17. Stranger in mosco
  18. Blood on the dance floor (straight out of the basement with the refugee camp “suzie’s got yo number suzie ain’t yo friend, look who put u under with 7 inches in blood is on the dancefloor blood is on the knife…)

DEBATE:

 Micheal jackson is the best pop singer ever

Written by Edsulah

November 18, 2008 at 11:42 pm

Posted in muzik

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  1. eiiiieeee!!! Whoever photoshoped really hates the brother…

    Naye what is a book and cd to MJ? Seems things are not as rosy..

    Nevender

    November 19, 2008 at 4:09 am

  2. Kudos to the MJ that WAS not the one that IS. ;)

    Princess

    November 19, 2008 at 5:40 am

  3. oh dear. lots of cussing. must strike a nerve somewhere unmentionable. :-) he was a proper musician shame about the other stuff that distracted him.

    31337

    November 19, 2008 at 6:38 am

  4. Thriller, hit. Beat it, hit. Bad, hit. Just to mention but a few.

    Mudamuli

    November 19, 2008 at 7:10 am

  5. I also love this dude, platonically Hee hee hee!

    I love over 20 of his songs and his latest album a collection of his hits is just killa, I certainly don’t mind sharing my copy such music should be heard by all so holla & I’ll hook you up.

    Of course haters are going to be there once you hit the success mark.

    Emi's

    November 19, 2008 at 7:14 am

  6. I dont think there is an artist that will ever beat
    the “former MJ” at dancing especially in Billie Jeans
    and smooth criminal.

    The current MJ “SUCKS” tho i wouldnt hesitate going for his show if he were to stage one here.

    jny23ug

    November 19, 2008 at 7:19 am

  7. There was a Facebook quiz I did (for lack of what to do, boredom, I was curious, various reasons) and one of the questions was ‘What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you on a date?’ All the answers needless to say were in the negative. He WAS hot. Not anymore.

    Carlo

    November 19, 2008 at 7:33 am

  8. The wisest thing this disturbed 50-year-old man ever did was to hide his kids from the public. Maybe they will have a chance at a “normal” existence.

    Mbu he thinks he can still get million dollar “gifts” from other men! Hmm!

    petesmama

    November 19, 2008 at 9:30 am

  9. LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL the chest drawer with many eyes and noses…

    U guys, leave Wacko alone…he gave us Thriller…Greatest record/album of all time. It’s even still the top selling album of all time as well. Of course we’re supposed to love him after that!

    Hahaha, PERM? Who still calles it that?

    I read somewhere that Micheal Jackson is a handsome black boy who grew up to become an ugly white woman.

    Miss Cheri

    November 19, 2008 at 9:48 am

  10. we still feel him, no matter what, dude used to rock, and for that alone, we cant send him away

    The Emrys

    November 19, 2008 at 10:16 am

  11. @ cheri
    some say, …who grew up to become an ugly white pig.

    I swear those ain’t my words.

    eddsla

    November 19, 2008 at 10:40 am

  12. eddsla.. that sounds like something you would say… u sure those aint your words? just asking…

    Tandra

    November 19, 2008 at 11:35 am

  13. We reckon he wont survive jail without a nose and all. The good ones are dying and Michael still lives top fight another day.

    Kissyfur

    November 19, 2008 at 2:26 pm

  14. I don’t like him. The whole bunch can crucify me. Where will you find me anywhere. I repeat: I don’t like that prick! Over.

    Erique

    November 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  15. I don’t like him. The whole bunch can crucify me. Where will you find me anyway. I repeat: I don’t like that prick! Over.

    Erique

    November 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  16. My first comment was “Deleted by the author”

    Erique

    November 19, 2008 at 2:52 pm

  17. He ll ALWAYS be the best even wen he’s long gone…..

    @Cheri some still call it PERM or touch-up as i’ve come to learn…..where i am they use PERM alot.

    Earth song is among my best hits by MJ.

    Apr9

    November 19, 2008 at 4:52 pm

  18. MJ rocks! i used to watch smooth criminal every lunch hour in my second year! he totally rocks

    smelling the coffee

    November 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm

  19. Even if he asked me for some I would give. ( He is still the dude that was M.J. yall have down ugly things too wait when they come to light you are looking for someone to be by you but everyone is acting up. he is suffering already it dont help to add to his misery. Me I still love him.

    chanelno5

    November 24, 2008 at 8:20 am


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