My pride

First of all, he dresses up like captain crunch for court and comes in 20 minutes late and it’s ok.

He doesn’t stop at that, Micheal jackson this time has taken it a step further and is seeking to give his testimony by video link from the United States and i bet my left n%& they’r going to let him

But ain’t we gon shade a tear if this dude finally goes to jail?

…and i know it’s goin to be a very sad sight when that perm grows out of his hair and his make up falls off coz there are no people in jail to keep fixing his face so that it doesn’t fall off

Any how

What i’m saying is, your most beloved black boy/ white girl Micheal joseph jackson is back in court… not for shagging young boys in the nates this time but for going back on a gentleman’s agreement

Prince Abdulla bin Hamad a second son of the king of bahrain has sued MJ for failing to deliver a music album and autobiography. Hamad supposedly advanced Millions of cash, goods and some intangible benefits to Michael for an album and book. Jackson claimed that whatever the prince gave him were gifts and he was free from obligation to return anything.

Mbu gifts! …of 7milli US Dees? no wonder yo plastic!

But i love you man (don’t don’t even think about it) not in that kinda way.

I’m sure you’ll agree with me when i say that this guy is one lucky bastard, i mean God gave it allll to him, except the brain to appreciate God’s bestest( if the word exists) creation- A WOMAN, A LEG, PUSSY, that good thing if you know what i mean. With all that popularity and this man picks on young boys? it’s a pity.

Look, if God gave me micheal jackson’s popularity for one week, only one mother fuckin week…. pssh!! trust me, i would redefine popularity the word.

Will leave you with my Mj list of best songs

1. Liberian gal ( nakupenda pia nakutaka pia mupenzi we….)
2. Human Nature (bestest)
3. Smooth criminal ( man, i haven’t heard a song with a beat harder than this… & i doubt there will be any. “…annie are u ok so annie are u ok are u ok annie, annie are u ok will you tell us that u ok..u been hit by, u been hit by asmooth criminal…” bad i’m tell you)
4. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
5. Don’t stop till you get enough (you should listen to this song at the beginning bulungi…this guy killed it right from the start, by killing it i mean…killing it GOOD) “…keep on with the force now, don’t stop till you get enaf…)
6. You are not alone
7. The Girl Is Mine (with Paul McCartney)
8. Rock with you
9. Remember the time ( used to love this video with Pharaoh Eddie murphy)
10. Billie Jean
11. Thriller
12. Heal the world (love singing to this one)
13. Beat it
14. The way you make me feel (nice)
15. Earth song
16. They don’t care about us
17. Stranger in mosco
18. Blood on the dance floor (straight out of the basement with the refugee camp “suzie’s got yo number suzie ain’t yo friend, look who put u under with 7 inches in blood is on the dancefloor blood is on the knife…)

DEBATE:

 Micheal jackson is the best pop singer ever

Sheikh Mubajje and his co-accused Hassan Basajjabalaba and Idris Kasenene had been on trial since October 2006, after a group of Muslims led by the Kampala UMSC chairman, Sheikh Jjemba, accused them of selling Plots 30 and 102 on William Street in Kampala—without the knowledge of the executive committee of the Uganda Muslim Supreme Council (UMSC). They were acquitted yesterday at 9:45 am.

Now, according to Magistrate Tibulya, There was no evidence that the Mufti repeatedly lied to the Muslim community that the properties had not been sold and becouse of that, she saw no reason for convicting them hence their acquittal.

But my question is, were these 3 leaders taken to court for lying that they had not sold muslim property or for the fact that they forged documents (1st count), fraudulently sold Muslim property(2nd count) and conspired to commit a crime (3rd count) (why they double each count to make them six i don’t know).

why were they let off for a completely different reason?

We are going to appeal against the ruling but in the meantime We are electing an alternative Mufti- me and the jama’s.