My pride

LUCY, only 22 years of age

Can some one please tell me where i can find these chicks before they hit the spotlight and of couse before the Ali alibhai’s and the other mullars of this town spot them and start splashing dimes at them…i can’t compete with my little dimes, unless am the one to fish her from Kiboga. This life is unfair.

IN OTHER NEWS

Kony to sign today

( what a jock !!)

Kabelo: FINALLY, THE MOMENT U’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR and bla bla bla

Eddsla: I know i haven’t, so cut me some sluck and get off my tele you ugly smart beautiful conrowed motherfucker.

For the first time ever there was a tie on Big Brother Africa.

Ricco and Hazel were on equal votes and so the auditors Alexander Forbes needed to look at the total percentage of votes polled across the African countries, the Housemate with the highest total percentage of votes was the winner and that was Ricco- whom i personaly don’t think deserved the money unless if you want to tell me that Bigbrother is about crazy bathetic/pretentious characters like Richard, and now Ricco Venancio.

Munyaradzi(Munya) Chidzonga the representative from Zimbabwe who finished in third place had chances too, din’t he? …untill he did a Nsababutuuro on the oldest/queasiest (yes, got that one from wordweb) house mate. What was munya thinking embarrasing US like that? i know i like IT but…TAWANA?? 

For the little i watched-this is my winner

Hazel Warren the 25 year old representative from Malawi-

 simply FINE!

So, this is what i did the whole morning

Isn’t it so f easy to be me? yah i know… i ge to sit in office and surf cartoons, down load movies and music, chill at Face book and just…chill

 oh i love me, would you like to be eddsla?

Mr Bebe cool aka Munene munene aka Big is big aka Bafudde loves his T-shirts and this is his latest collection. I’ve never see a man who so desperately wants to be hated…

Check this out

why you should hate me….

Conversation between 2 Black characters Riley and Huey Freeman

RILEY: I’m going to get achain

HUEY: Ok 

RILEY: Huey, yo not areal nigger like me, see, you don’t understand how bad a nigger needs a chain. if i had a chain, every thing in my life would be perfect.

HUEY: What happened to the chain that Auntie cookie bought you?

RILEY: Nigger you know that was no chain, that was a neckless, this will be a real chain.

……….o hoo hoo men, i can’t wait for Niggers to start Hating, i can’t wait

HUEY: So you judge yo success by the amount of ill will you generate from those around you?

RILEY: Hey, if niggers ain’t mad at you -then yo doing some wrong

HUEY: By that definition then, you have a very bright future

RILEY: Thanx man.

Nice weekend people, i know am lovin’ it already

First of all, he dresses up like captain crunch for court and comes in 20 minutes late and it’s ok.

He doesn’t stop at that, Micheal jackson this time has taken it a step further and is seeking to give his testimony by video link from the United States and i bet my left n%& they’r going to let him

But ain’t we gon shade a tear if this dude finally goes to jail?

…and i know it’s goin to be a very sad sight when that perm grows out of his hair and his make up falls off coz there are no people in jail to keep fixing his face so that it doesn’t fall off

Any how

What i’m saying is, your most beloved black boy/ white girl Micheal joseph jackson is back in court… not for shagging young boys in the nates this time but for going back on a gentleman’s agreement

Prince Abdulla bin Hamad a second son of the king of bahrain has sued MJ for failing to deliver a music album and autobiography. Hamad supposedly advanced Millions of cash, goods and some intangible benefits to Michael for an album and book. Jackson claimed that whatever the prince gave him were gifts and he was free from obligation to return anything.

Mbu gifts! …of 7milli US Dees? no wonder yo plastic!

But i love you man (don’t don’t even think about it) not in that kinda way.

I’m sure you’ll agree with me when i say that this guy is one lucky bastard, i mean God gave it allll to him, except the brain to appreciate God’s bestest( if the word exists) creation- A WOMAN, A LEG, PUSSY, that good thing if you know what i mean. With all that popularity and this man picks on young boys? it’s a pity.

Look, if God gave me micheal jackson’s popularity for one week, only one mother fuckin week…. pssh!! trust me, i would redefine popularity the word.

Will leave you with my Mj list of best songs

1. Liberian gal ( nakupenda pia nakutaka pia mupenzi we….)
2. Human Nature (bestest)
3. Smooth criminal ( man, i haven’t heard a song with a beat harder than this… & i doubt there will be any. “…annie are u ok so annie are u ok are u ok annie, annie are u ok will you tell us that u ok..u been hit by, u been hit by asmooth criminal…” bad i’m tell you)
4. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
5. Don’t stop till you get enough (you should listen to this song at the beginning bulungi…this guy killed it right from the start, by killing it i mean…killing it GOOD) “…keep on with the force now, don’t stop till you get enaf…)
6. You are not alone
7. The Girl Is Mine (with Paul McCartney)
8. Rock with you
9. Remember the time ( used to love this video with Pharaoh Eddie murphy)
10. Billie Jean
11. Thriller
12. Heal the world (love singing to this one)
13. Beat it
14. The way you make me feel (nice)
15. Earth song
16. They don’t care about us
17. Stranger in mosco
18. Blood on the dance floor (straight out of the basement with the refugee camp “suzie’s got yo number suzie ain’t yo friend, look who put u under with 7 inches in blood is on the dancefloor blood is on the knife…)

DEBATE:

 Micheal jackson is the best pop singer ever

Sheikh Mubajje and his co-accused Hassan Basajjabalaba and Idris Kasenene had been on trial since October 2006, after a group of Muslims led by the Kampala UMSC chairman, Sheikh Jjemba, accused them of selling Plots 30 and 102 on William Street in Kampala—without the knowledge of the executive committee of the Uganda Muslim Supreme Council (UMSC). They were acquitted yesterday at 9:45 am.

Now, according to Magistrate Tibulya, There was no evidence that the Mufti repeatedly lied to the Muslim community that the properties had not been sold and becouse of that, she saw no reason for convicting them hence their acquittal.

But my question is, were these 3 leaders taken to court for lying that they had not sold muslim property or for the fact that they forged documents (1st count), fraudulently sold Muslim property(2nd count) and conspired to commit a crime (3rd count) (why they double each count to make them six i don’t know).

why were they let off for a completely different reason?

We are going to appeal against the ruling but in the meantime We are electing an alternative Mufti- me and the jama’s.

I’m predicting trouble at Stamford Bridge very soon if Luiz felipe scholari is going to have to choose between a very strong player with a good record at chelsea- Drogba and a player who is currently on form- Nicholas Anelka.

Didier Drogba is currently under investigation for throwing a coin back into the crowd during the League Cup loss to Burnley which makes it even easier for scholari to keep considering Anelka for the starts.

The incident at Stamford Bridge happened after the Ivory Coast striker had scored the opening goal in the fourth round tie.

He also appeared to make an obscene gesture at the away fans and becouse of this, he might face a burn of 3 or 4 games if found guilty.

In last evening’s match against BORO, Anelka scored 2 goals and didier was brought in after 75minutes.

so, you tell me…

Is it Anelka or Drogba this season?

Some people believe that human beings are only romantic when trying to impress, you know the wan impress kinda love?

….the gifts, the flowers, the outings, the sweet words that grace the outings….and once that love has been fulfilled or achieved to its fullest, the magic goes away…, the feeling of falling in love is lost since their is nothing to strive for anymore…

Afriend told me the othe day that

“to romance someone is to try to gratify emotional desire, and once the person is satisfied, we intend to stop the romance and then just…be”.

 I also read some where that we are romantic as long as we need love, once the need is fulfilled, what do we do with the romance?

But, I personally believe that we are romantic even after we, you know, get them… but, the degree of romance depends, it depends on the expectations of the other party involved. for the most part (and I insist) woman tend to be unrealistic when it comes to love and romance, they always tend to expect a lot from us guys …they always carry around unrealistic expectations and when they are hit with the realities of reality and they notice that the reality and their unrealistic expectations about him don’t match they do what?…they start withdrawing and hence mess up the whole relationship.

That’s what I think.

You, what do you think?

“ONLY UNFULFILLED LOVE CAN BE ROMANTIC“

 Some people have all reasons to believe that the TV series 24 had earlier predicted A BLACK PRESIDENT ( Remenber ‘President’ David Palmer -real name Dennis Haysbert , i think it was season 2)

Conspiracy theorists say that the predictions for a black american president had been in the fore the reason why the series 24 was acted depicting that senario.

It is also a contention that America had lost international favour and the fear of CHAINA taking it’s super power status could only be remedied by electing a President who would have favour of the international community and BARACK OBAMA a black, fitted the billing.

Now, some body tell me, who is behind the United states of Americans’ future or rather, the world’s future?

Is it the politicians?

movie directors?

 …God, it better not be Mark Wahlberg, did you watch the movie The happening? If we are going to Die like that …somebody please hold me (a girl)

…and have you heard this one -Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg and America’s next president Barack Obama have a sibling connection – their right hand men are brothers.

When we were young and still loving commando, Delta force,first blood and all them classics, we used to say that the whites (in this case the Americans) know the future, they know exactly what is going to happen and when it’s going to happen- becouse they are the future. lol, sounds dumb doesn’t it?

What do u think?

 IN OTHER NEWS:

The Alaska governor,  McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country not a continent.

Now, me on this chick, err…i am lost for words.

Things may always stay the way they are,
Still my head looks for a change
From time to time.
I don’t really mean to look that far
Turn on the music, strike up the music,
Let the music change my mind.

Now don’t I dig the big time rock and roll.
Sit in the darkness and be somebody else.
A time which after all is under control
Crank out the music,
Give me music, let the music fill the air.

My dear friend, your head’s been sinking Like a stone.
You must try thinking like a cloud sometime.
Just leave a happy side out loud sometime.
There’s a symphony inside you,
There’s a thousand things for you to do,
So come on.

Let a hush fall on the movie crowd.
Boy turns to girl and says I love you so.
What I hear in here is violins
Give me music, miss the music,
Let the music be there too.
I’ll never know what to do
Unless you let the music be there too.