My pride

May i please have ahh…apple banana smoothie, a chicken burger on homemade bun with special sauce served with fries and slaw. thank you

and oh, i’m in a hurry.

Can’t wait to leave this place and drop at the new york kitchen…

I am not the kind of guy who likes weddings later on attending them but last weekend I travelled to mbarara to witness what I would like to call permission from parents and the entire community to allow two fellows to enjoy each others bodies with out forbearing.

‘Aggie’ like we like to call him is a very close friend whom I grew up with since child hood, we played hoops together, used to share clothes, got into fights together, learnt how to chase the opposite sex in concert- by in concert I mean, with the same plan (even shared a few of them) and all those other things boys like to do together. But now, he’s ‘gone’, we won’t be able to do a lot together any more since according to most people- he has much more important things to think about like, you know, raising a family.

He is now the second among my good friends to ‘go’ which clearly makes me feel like I need to start thinking the same route but, honestly, that’s not going to happen, at least not any time soon.

Right after making my speech (yes I did) the master of ceremony jokingly asked when my turn was and I told the congregation that it would be soon, ba, when I went back to my seat, I remembered heaven telling me that some one told her I was getting married soon, of course it was a jock but that particular jock seems to be chancing its way around very well for I’ve heard it from a couple of people now. And it bothers me, it bothers me to hear people saying that I’m getting married soon when actually, it has never even crossed my mind. Please people, let me first find her.

The wedding was beautiful and so were the groom and bride, the lemon green they used was really awesome, the place was decorated well (will drop the pics soon as I can) they held their reception at Lake View Regency Hotel in the best weather ever.

I loved the church part which was such an experience to me, I mean, I came from a Muslim back round and this was my second time to enter church, the first being during my 3rd year at university when I was chasing Jackie who used to go to Kampala Pentecostal Church, she asked me to get saved if I was really serious with her, but, me and I know that …I just wanted to get some, and when I did, I asked her to understand that I was a Muslim who shouldn’t be in that place, so, she flushed me on account that, I was not serious, which was fine with me after all…

During church, the guy who married them dropped a few words to the couple to go with into their marriage and even told a story that I thought was really sweet, he told a story of a couple that loved each other a lot that towards their 5^th anniversary, they decided to buy each other gifts. The woman had beautiful long hair that was her most adored possession and the man a nice golden watch that had no strap which he loved dearly, so, towards the d day, the man sold his watch and bought the lovely wife a golden comb and the woman went to a saloon where they cut off her beautiful hair and sold it to get money and buy her husband a strap for his watch…

… to cut the long story short, according to Mr. preacher man, they both gave away their dearest possessions for the other to be happy- UN SELFISH LOVE, and that’s what Aggrey and Julian should always do for each other for as long as they both shall live.

I wish them all the best in their marriage.

Baby Listen,

I would be a liar if I told you that I didn’t see it coming, worse even, if I said I didn’t want it to be something. …you deserve so much better for the love that you have given me, I know you don’t believe any thing I am saying to you right now but sweet heart… I swear, that I still have love for you, big big love for you even when i’m cheating, you will always be my baby.
Baby,er, I can’t hide my feelings any more, especially when everybody can see….

….that my heart is in two different places, I’ve got you and her in my life and it’s hard to let any of you go.

Felt like i owed it to you to tell you the truth,…that I really want to do right but i can’t, for my heart has two different faces and I can’t break ties cause they both look right

I swear I want to tell you that it’s over, that I am not thinking of her…

I want to really mean it and I want you to see it, that I’m really trying to stop seeing her and I’m trying not to make you cry but…

I am not playing games and I’m dedicated to receive a change but, when I look in the mirror… It’s the same old man who can’t keep his heart in one place.

I wish someone could tell me right now what a man is expected to do when he’s loving two and he doesn’t want to lie but he again can’t tell the truth.

Tremors in security minister Amama Mbabazi’s camp after it merged that the bespectacled learned friend is a politically dead man.

Besides being convicted by the parliamentary probe in the mind boggling Shs11bn land transaction with NSSF, President Yoweri Museveni has directed intelligence organs and police to find out where the security minister put the money he sold from the land. 

Source: (lugambo) has it that the President wants security to establish how Mbabazi spent the money and on what.

Reports indicate the president called for investigations after receiving information that the NRM secretary general did not buy the shares in the National Bank of Commerce as he had earlier alleged.

Mbabazi told the media that he used the money to buy the entire shares held by the Gidoomal family, who were the majority shareholders in the National Bank of Commerce (NBC)
However, the transfer is not yet reflected by the registrar of companies, seven months after the purchase.

Interestingly, intelligence (Lugambo) is also investigating reports that Mbabazi’s camp was drafting a detailed report on Museveni’s alleged war crimes and wants to send it to the ICC to secure his indictment! Lugambo Sources say the ICC team was in the country recently and met with members from Mbabazi’s camp.

Courtesy of classified intelligence information (Lugambo) before me, Mbabazi’s camp is well equipped with shocking dossiers of war crimes committed by most generals in the army during the Luwero triangle war in the 1980s and the brutal Northern war.

Lugambo Intelligence has also been thrown into panic after it emerged that the Arab community has invested a whooping $50m in NBC, the bank which Mbabazi owns.

There is a general feeling that such a huge amount of money from terrorist-branded Arab countries at the disposal of a security minister and at the same time a secretary general of the ruling party is a real big security threat.

“We are really worried. Shs11bn in his hands and U$50M at his disposal! This is unacceptable. He is the security minister but we must investigate him,” a security source added.

15 Days to go and still doing well….

Cool hair cut, huh… any one know where i can get this hair cut? in UG?. would like to put a picture of my Ex girl friend who is now pregnant with a nother mans baby.

Did you hear?

Former U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama on Sunday.

Mbu “I think he is a transformational figure, he is a new generation coming onto the world stage, onto the American stage, and for that reason I’ll be voting for Senator Barack Obama,” Powell said

Does that mean Powell din’t support his former boss on Iraq?

Is he still a republican any way?

Don’t ask me, ask him. but if you insist, i think them dudes are starting to trip. but they smart guys- they are looking into the future, to them, i think, its about who will have the power in the next few months and ofcouse if they show their support now, they might just stay with the much desired Secret service. lol…What am i saying?

Better get out of here before people notice that i was actually talking a bout pollitics

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (CNN) — A court in Dubai has sentenced two Britons to three months in prison for having sex on a public beach in the Muslim country.

File image of one of the co-accused — Vince Acors — arriving at court in Dubai in September.

 After they complete their sentence, the pair will be deported. They also have to pay a 1,000 dirhams ($367) fine for public indecency.

Police charged Michelle Palmer, 36, and Vincent Acors, 34, with illicit relations, public indecency and public intoxication after their arrest at a beach shortly after midnight on July 5.

Both denied that they had intercourse.

(sigh!!)

Don’t the english just love to play this game?

Was talking to a friend some time back who told me that he’s obsolutely sure the English invented this game they call SEX 

But now, question is, where and when? should consenting adults endulge them selves,…

at the beach? in the car park? in church wash rooms? on the streets? at a restaurant? in the back seat? at inlaws house?

Reverand: Do you edd sula take this woman to be yo waaaif?

Eddsla: I do, i realy realy do

Reverand: Do you Eva Mendes take this man to be yo haaaband?

Eva: Oh my god i do, i realy realy do

Reverand: By the power vested in me, i pronounce you man and… (interuption from audience)

Eddsla: What the f….

Damn! i hate alarm clocks