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Me and Women…

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Was talking to afriend of mine the other day who thinks that there’s afundermental difference in the way men and women see things lately like… Their tastes are different. Women’s tastes in life are material,and the men’s taste in life is aWOMAN. And by taste i mean-the things that we desire. Forexample,Men have nice cars not becouse they like nice cars but becouse they know women like nice cars… men are hunters,and the car is the bait. becouse they know what women want,they purposely own it so that one day when awoman says ‘nice ride’, she instantly becomes aprospect and the first thing that runs through the man’s head is- “.. gotcha”. Then, there is awoman’s place. that,awoman’s place is always comfortable, that women just love mental,physical,financial ease,peace of mind generally and so they will always look for confortable sorroundings. come to think of it- if aman can fuck awoman on acardboard,he wouldn’t need to build ahouse.i wouldn’t! for what? but becouse i know my chase will be eased if i own a tele, refrigerator, abed (with sheets,2 pillows,can you imagine, 2 of them-for what?) I can do with out this shit,honestly,i don’t need agas cooker coz i can eat out. but she does, apparently,she wants to eat her own cooked meal,uh. then, there are women who write books about men they don’t even know about. they don’t know what the fuck they’r even talking about,but they want to give advice to other women. 100 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN BY some lady. look…that’s not true. they are only 4. suck his dick fix him asandwich let him smoke inside the house and don’t talk too much,and aman will be happy. Those books and magazines not only trick them but also pick on their self esteem. each page my girlfriend turns makes her feel farter… and uglier… and she starts feeling as if her cloths are not good enough. they basically have her forgetting how fuckin’ beautiful she is. and if her p%$&# was a stack,there would be asharp fall, all becouse she’s giving away too easily. women are also so confusing,i don’t know if its also in their tastes and preferences to be there all the time confusing men.. They confuse me out of my psyche i tell you. practical example…. I’am chilling at the bar(10bells already gone down) and this fine ‘thing’ walks past, i know she’s fine when half her ass is popping out of her dress (ooh), her tits still pointing at me even after she has passed, and on her way back from the ‘ladies’ i can’t control my self i say- DAMN NICE ASS. chick turns around, very mad and says- ‘hey peace o shit just becouse am dressed this way doesn’t make me ahoooker’! its true…she’s totally right Gentlemen…just becouse she (they) are dressed acertain way, doesn’t mean they are a certain way. but ladies, you must understand that,…that is FUCKIN’ confusing. now, that would be like me walking around the streets in police uniform and if some one runs up on me asking for help,i bust out in anger…just becouse am dressed this way,does not make me astupid police constable. you understand? I said to her …am sorry, yo not ahooker, but, yo dressed in ahookers uniform. so, forgive me coz mis-understandings are bound to happen. and men,we misunderstand women alot,some men undermine women’s feelings, which is not good at all becouse feelings are very important to women,everything of theirs is based on how they “feel” you can hear it when they tell stories. When aman is telling astory it will be just facts- who,did what,with who,when,how and where. forexample,’it was me and james at the bar looking for young campus girls to get laid with’.( just strategy,no feelings) but women tell stories with all these feelings ‘like- first of all you have to understand that iam in my periods and i feel insecure ever since i introduced you to my friend Ann…’

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January 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm

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2007 England’s Worst Nightmare.

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The year 2007 will go down in history as one of their worst years.
Too much walala, too little talent…

Starting with cricket
the Twenty20 cricket world cup.
promising, much hyped…they could not even go past the super 6 stage.

Lewis Carl Hamilton

The formular one rukee was making History untill the last day.
Hamilton who turned 22 on jan 07 this year was seen as agod among men by the english after winning the 2007 canadian,United states,Hungarian,the Japaneese and the British(home) grand prix which saw him with 107 pts.but the championship was to be decided at the Brazilian Grand Prix-the seventeenth and last race of the 2007 Formula One season which was later won by Kimi Räikkönen(ferrrari) in an incredible twist of events.Lewis Hamilton, who held a four point lead in the championship, suffered a series of problems during the final race, finishing 7th and losing the championship to Räikkönen by a single point and ‘behind Big names’like Felipe Massa (Ferrari),mark webber(redbull-renault)Nick Heidfeld (BMW Sauber)Jarno Trulli’s Toyota, Ralf Schumacher (Toyota)and team mate Fernando Alonso McLaren-Mercedes among others.

Rugby world cup

Having been walloped 37,0 by South Africa in their first group game,England went from weakness to strength promising that it would defend their world cup trophy. however S.A proved their nemesis again thwarting their already hopeless chances in the finals and South Africa became the second SANZAR side to win two titles, following Australia, who won in 1991 and 1999.
The english lost their cup.

Tennis.

It all started at the ATP Masters series which is an elite tour for professional tennis where the ‘wanna be’ English tennis star Andy Murray failed miserably in the fourth round after losing in 5 sets to Nadal, (6(3)-7(7), 6-4, 4-6, 6-3, 6-1)..
…Same year that has seen Tim Henman retiring after astring of terrible performances in this jinxed year.

Football

With the so called premiership ‘world class stars’ on the English team, England still failed to qualify for UEFA Euro 2008.

Agree or not,these guys had avery good team, including but not limited to the liverpool skipper Steven George Gerald, Chelsea and England’s capi John Terry,Manchester united ‘wonder boy’ Wayne Rooney and apop star husband David Beckam,

They were nipped to qualification by minnows Croatia and soccer Under dogs Russia.

Lastly but not least…
Boxing sunday morning (9th dec 07)
“Every body loves Ricky Hatton…”

Much talked about,much punished.
A professional boxer who has a record of 39-0 (25 KOs or TKOs),rated by The Ring magazine as the number-one pound-for-pound boxer in the world. Mayweather has won six world boxing championships in five different weight classes, and he was the WBC welterweight champion and you gon say…”what a fluke that was”? “he was smarter than i thought he was”…? Dude,the man beat Oscar ‘golden boy’Delahoya and Bernard “The Executioner” Hopkins almost to death, what were you thinking? His father, Floyd Mayweather, Sr., is a former welterweight contender. One of his uncles, Jeff Mayweather, is a former IBO super featherweight champion. Another uncle, former two-division world champion Roger Mayweather, is Mayweather Jr.’s current trainer. If i were you Hatton,i would have first read my opponents biography before starting any shit.
I blame yo white manchester homeys who din’t warn you against sniping at aflashy black boy….

Floyd ‘pretty boy’ Mayweather simply could not stand losing to awhite boy period.
Both fighters went into the MGM Grand Garden Arena undefeated.
The ‘hitman’ went into the ring cheered on by thausands of fans that had made the journey from Britain and when the fight started he led an early charge with his busy fights that pushed ‘pretty boy’ mayweather into the corners, but as the fight went on,Mayweather’s class began to show.
Hatton was outboxed and outclassed in the later rounds,and when the end came it was brutal…the ‘hitman’ was sentflying into the ringpost with ahammer of the left hook,as he bounced back into Mayweather’s line of fire,the Briton was floored for the final time.

….and the English lost again.

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January 7, 2008 at 6:37 pm

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