I miss the city

 

I left this side of town with no intentions of hitting ” it “, however before i left, we had been texting each other for some 4 or five days…in one of those “bored” texts i asked her how she would like to come to mb’ra and i show her around, she replied with “i don’t know, just keep pushing for it…lol”

Last weekend i badly needed to be in the city for it had been 2 whole weeks, was kinda missing my boys…so, i came through, took care of bussiness at the office, dropt at G.C -to be specific Newyork kitchen to grab that bigass burger (had been awhile-can’t get that any where in mb’ra) met with my boss and some other blazi blaza….

Later that evening i hooked up with ziboys and it was time to represent, you know how we be…

The first spot we hit at about 8pm (too early huh…yo time!) was bamboo in bugos…this is when the first text from her came in, read “gwe i hear u be in town!! watever hapnd to next week..holla at agal’lol” first thing that went through my mind was, company. i replied with the usual…warap, whats the plan? trust me this damozel had THE PLAN. but first i asked who she was with coz i mean, i had boys with me and there was no way they were going to let me have all the fun alone. and here came the reply read “tasha, lois, lillian ol pretty single women…hehehe“(btw not real names)…u have no f*&%#g  idea what went through my mind at that time …n i ain’t tellin’.

Wait…did i mention that this bird has been a friend,as in, been with the whole gango for like the past 2 years?…infact one of the boys is related to her- cuzo kinda staff and another, they used to slap it back in the day, now one of her pals, tasha, is kickin it with cuzo boy in the gango…get the mix?

So, she drops the whole itinerary in one text- “rouge, after we attack bbq for as if, then zone7 n may be kisementi if still sober lol”  am like f*%@ i love this city!

after letting the boys know warap, we head out for the zone….

Shit…these birds wer…..whats that word am looking for, ..PROPERLY!

I got me self the Mother of all hugs from miss miss who just wouldn’t stop tellin me how much she missed me, trust me by this time i was still sober and pretty confused considering that me n this bird had been what…whats up buddies, of…how you doing n shit kinda friends, nothing like- “oh Edd i missed you so much”

…now, i din’t realy put anything to what she was saying, i actually thought may be …i didn’t realy know miss miss before,may be shes just like that. untill she asked me to go to the dix with her…me and her alone.

i was like…..

shit am the only one left in here,will finish this 2moro…holla!

Some good words

There’s some mighty fine advice in these words… you might wanna try them

1.  Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2.  Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

 3.  Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4.   When you say, “I love you,” mean it.

5.   When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.

 6.   Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7.    Believe in love at first sight.

8.    Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

9.     Love deeply and passionately.. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

10.    In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

11.    Don’t judge people by their relatives.

12.    Talk slowly but think quickly.

13.     When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”

 14.    Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..

15.     Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.

16.     When you lose, don’t lose the lesson

17.     Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

18.      Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship

19.      When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

20.      Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

21.       Spend some time alone.

Whats there to celebrate?

Britney Spears stops at a gas station to take a much-needed bathroom break and was none too happy to find the door locked!

 

Brit panics as she makes a mad rush to grab a key.

Ahhhhh ... that's better.

who said it’s all happiness when yo a celebrity.

Now look at that poor girl, she can’t even go to pee in peace!

I think am better off in my “ani akumanyi” (who knows you) state, that way i can walk from little flowers to effendys with our redpepper guys getting paid off it (read: redpepper 23/06 on cute kaye). get drunk and dance on the tables at just kickin’, after all ani akumanyi

Warning!!!

This mail came to my mail box from the HR department yesterday,i thought i should share with you especially those with lil ones

This is real and confirmed by Nakumat Supermarket
Take care of your little ones.

IMPORTANT REMINDER TO ALL PARENTS! Even if you do not have little kids* pass this one on to everyone you can think of. You never know whom you might save by sending this e-mail! Please* take the time and forward this to any friend who has children & grandchildren! Thanks! Wanted to share something that happened today while shopping at Nakumat. A mother was leaning over looking for meat and turned around to find her 4 yr old daughter was missing. I was standing there right beside her* and she was calling her daughter with no luck. I asked a man who worked at  Nakumat to announce it over the loudspeaker. He did* and left me* he immediately walked right past me when I asked and went to a pole where there was a phone. He made an announcement for all the doors and gates to be locked* a code something. So they locked all the doors at once. This took all of 3 minutes after I asked the guy to do this. They found the little girl 5 minutes later in bathroom stall drugged. Her head was half shaved* and she was dressed in her underwear with a bag of clothes* a razor* and wig sitting on the floor beside her* to make her look different. Whoever this person was* took the little girl* brought her into the bathroom* shaved half her head* and undressed her in a matter of less than 10 minutes. This makes me shake to no end. Please keep a close eye on your kids when in big places where it’s easy for you to get separated like Shopping Malls. It only took a few minutes to do all of that. Another 5 minutes and she would have been out the door. I am still in shock that some sick person could do this* let alone in a matter of minutes. The days are over when our little ones could run rampant all over the place and nothing worse would happen than them annoying people. The little girl is fine. Thank God for fast workers who didn’t take any chances.

Obufanani nembukuba Negative nenzooza

Ok  Rule no.1: Do not bonk and take pictures.

       Rule no.2: Do not chau and take pictures.

       Rule no.3; Do not f%$* and take pictures.

Rossette & mr man

i know i know am saying the same thing here again and again- if your like me whose brain actually functions properly you would know that i’m trying to drive the point home…am saying,  please please don’t do it, even if she begs you how,screem NOOOOOO.

I was jazzing with a friend yesterday about this whole “Zain porn drama” and for him he thought that may be those guys just wanted to relive the moment when they got back home.

Personally i wouldn’t try to “relive the moment” by looking at pictures like these, it would be for going back down south.

besides, what if my laptop dies and i have to take it to the IT chaps, who just won’t mind their business and do just their job of fixing it and not snoop through my folders.lol

and why are the HR guys at ZAIN so mean like that?

i mean, where is it writen in the contract that you don’t bonk and take pictures? and why did they have to fire only Rossette and CTO only changed work station? this is wrong, if any body had to go it should have been the ‘Coochie Terrorising Officer’ coz word has it that this ain’t the first time he’s pulling such a stunt.

This is when lawyers come in handy.

am done ranting

Nice weekend yo’ll

Fyi; These pics are off the chains.

Life sucks!

Was reading todays Observer (may 28-31) and some words from Ireen Kiiza’s artical -i had a thought…abad thought cought my attention.

she writes and i quote

 ” you could be sitting there with some one and happily talking away, probably some one you consider special, and in their mind they are wondering why the hell you think they love you, as you are day-dreaming about the two of you, they are dreaming about that day when you will finally get out of their life“

….and am thinking,

why do we even bother to love, to like, to care…and all those nice things about others?. and my attempt at my own question is, becouse we are human, wishing well for others, loving them, is what makes us feel better about our own selves, it keeps us going and hoping for a better tomorrow becouse this can only be achieved if we as humans give the best of our selves to the rest of man kind.

what the f&*% am i talking about??

Shiiit, i better go take my pill.

Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter dies after hanging

 

Mike Tyson & Wife with Baby Exodus

Retired boxer Mike Tyson is in mourning after his 4-year-old daughter died in the hospital on Tuesday following a freak accident with a treadmill cord.

Little Exodus was placed on life support in St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix after she was found unconscious with her neck choked by the power cable of the gym equipment on Monday.

She was pronounced dead the following day.

Tajudeen Abdul-Raheem (1961-2009)

Dr. Tajudeen Abdul-Raheem, the most irrepressible Pan Africanist of his generation, died in Nairobi on 24 May 2009. He passed away in a road accident on his way to launch a maternal health campaign in Kigali, Rwanda. The accident happened in the wee hours of the morning on Mombasa road en route to Jomo Kenyatta airport, in Nairobi, Kenya.

May his soul rest in eternal peace

Inna lillahi wa inna ilahi raji’un. “Verily we belong to Allah, and to Allah we return.”

Fomular1 budget cap raw.

Ferrari is the most famous Formula 1 marque and the only team to have contested every world championship since its inception in 1950.

Ferrari are the oldest team in F1

Ferrari has been driven by all-time greats like Fangio, Lauda, and Schumacher making it the most famous, most popular amongst the fans and successful team in the sport of Formula 1.so, when they threatens to leave F1, people sit up and take notice.

Ferrari has said it will not take part in the sport next season if planned big changes to the rules go ahead.

F1 bosses want the sport to be cheaper for new teams, so have asked teams to only spend £40m per season.

Teams that agree to the spending cuts will drive under different rules to the teams that don’t, which has angered the top people at Ferrari who think that the sport will be damaged if some teams are working to one set of rules and some are working to a different set.

The teams that do agree to work within a budget of £40m a season will have more technical freedom.

That means the rules that govern the shape of their cars will be different, and they’ll be allowed to spend much more time testing their designs.

Experts think that only teams that used that technical freedom would be able to win races, forcing all teams to agree to the £40m budget.

Lewis Hamilton a ferrari team member ”could not imagine” F1 without Ferrari while Renault’s Fernando Alonso added that it was “impossible” for it to happen

Spaniard Alonso is considering racing in other categories

but also added that ”For me, it is strange no-one sat down and thought how much we are damaging the sport, how much damage the sport has had in the last two months,”To have those three or four new teams and to lose seven of the big manufacturers, I cannot understand, and not just losing the seven manufacturers, but losing the 10 best drivers in the world.F1 would not be interesting”

Apparently its not only Ferrari threatening to quit, Toyota and Red Bull have also already threatened not to enter next year’s championship unless the new rules change.

I personally believe that Ferrari is Fomular1, and i hope this doesn’t happen, I expect things to be cleared out as i don’t think its in any body’s interests for Ferrari to leave the sport.

Celebrated Ferrari!!

ALI G.

This dude just cracks me up…here are some of his famous quotes.

Come on good people, laugh some…..

“Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat”. Borat Da Ali G Show – Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character

“America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party”.

“In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped”.

“American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine”

“Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?” interupting aconversation.

“Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse – *cannot*!”

“My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife”.

“Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog”.

“In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis”.

“There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute”.

“My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?”

“Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party”
Chorus of a song ‘In My Country There is a Problem’, performed by Borat in country-western bar in Tucson, Arizona, where most of patrons sang along to it with gusto.

Good day ya’ll.